This was a comment by my friend Bill Butler on a Facebook picture I posted:
“And now, a passage from “Fifty Shades of Green” by Adam Lavigne:
I found her sitting on the bench. She was soaking up the sun without a care in the world. ”You’re a mess,” I said. “What have I told you about keeping up appearances?”
She said nothing. The breeze sighed across her limbs, caressing them with a lover’s touch. Was she ignoring me? I walked around the bench and placed her in my shadow.
“The neighbors will talk,” I said with a smile. ”I don’t care. You need discipline. Here. Now.”
And so I undressed her there in the dappled sunlight … one leaf at a time.”
Damn I wish I had written that, brilliant. That is officially the first occurrence of fan fiction for the blog. I bet you the Valavanis blog has…
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